Joanne, Joanne, Joanne.
When did you get so stupid?
What’s next? Think you might try licking a metal pole in the winter? Or stick a wet hand in the toaster? Blow dry your hair in the bathtub? Maybe you should put a blind fold on next time you’re dicing an onion with your new Dirty Girl knives.
Or maybe you could just wear your red cotton apron next time you get near the stove. With or without a migraine.