(in no particular order)
1. I usually don't know what day of the week it is.
2. My melanocytes (those are cells that produce melanin, our main skin pigment) are exhausted.
3. I find myself playing teacher (see #2) at random times, as if I miss it. Which I don't. (See also future post on Disrespect)
4. Chlorine counts for shampoo and conditioner.
5. My living room resembles a tent city of beach towels.
10. When someone asks when I go ba-- I SNAP BEFORE THEY CAN FINISH ASKING.